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MAÃŽTRE D:
Ah, good afternoon, sir, and how are we today?
MR. CREOSOTE:
Better.
MAÃŽTRE D:
Better?
MR. CREOSOTE:
Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up.
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MAÃŽTRE D:
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
MR. CREOSOTE:
Nah.
MAÃŽTRE D:
Oh, sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one.
MR. CREOSOTE:
No. Fuck off. I'm full.
MAÃŽTRE D:
Oh, sir. Hmm?
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groan]
MAÃŽTRE D:
It's only wafer thin.
MR. CREOSOTE:
Look. I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
MAÃŽTRE D:
Oh, sir, just-- just one.
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groaning] All right. Just one.
MAÃŽTRE D:
Just the one, monsieur. Voilà .
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groaning]
MAÃŽTRE D:
Bon appétit.
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groaning]
[suspenseful music]
.....
you the end of this meal....
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Apr 6, 2007
6:22 AM
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