HAVE YOU HEARD A GOOD JOKE LATELY,DON'T KEEP TO YOURSELF, SHARE IT WITH US.MAKE ME LAUGH

Breaking News! Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery!

Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.


If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

HAVE YOU HEARD A GOOD JOKE LATELY,DON'T KEEP TO YOURSELF, SHARE IT WITH US.MAKE ME LAUGH

Breaking News! Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery!

Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.


If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

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IF MARRIAGE IS LOVE,AND LOVE IS BLIND,THEN MARRAGE IS AN INSTITUTION FOR THE BLIND.

IF MARRIAGE IS LOVE,AND LOVE IS BLIND,THEN MARRAGE IS AN INSTITUTION FOR THE BLIND.

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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
THE MOON AND THE SUN WERE TALKING!
SUN: MOON U R A WHORE!
MOON: WHY:
SUN: CUZ U ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT AND U VISIT EVERY ROOM!
SUN:HAHAHA
MOON: MHMH
MOON: SUN U R SUCH A AN IDIOT!
SUN: WHY?
MOON: CUZ U ALWAYS HEAT THE EARTH!! BUT U NEVER KNOCK HER OVER!
MOON:HAHAHA!!
SUN :WHORE!
MOON:ASSHOLE!!
I DONT KNOW IF U GUYS UNDERSTAND IT!!! I TRANSLATE IT!! I KNOW IT IN SPANISH!! ITS FUNNY!!! SORRY IF U DONT!!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
THE MOON AND THE SUN WERE TALKING!
SUN: MOON U R A WHORE!
MOON: WHY:
SUN: CUZ U ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT AND U VISIT EVERY ROOM!
SUN:HAHAHA
MOON: MHMH
MOON: SUN U R SUCH A AN IDIOT!
SUN: WHY?
MOON: CUZ U ALWAYS HEAT THE EARTH!! BUT U NEVER KNOCK HER OVER!
MOON:HAHAHA!!
SUN :WHORE!
MOON:ASSHOLE!!
I DONT KNOW IF U GUYS UNDERSTAND IT!!! I TRANSLATE IT!! I KNOW IT IN SPANISH!! ITS FUNNY!!! SORRY IF U DONT!!

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a kind priest and a road rage dangerious bus driver died at the same time. the bus driver went to heaven and the priest went to hell. so the preist is very confused and upset. so he asked god why he was sent to hell and the bus driver was sent to heaven.

god replied : when u are doing ur job every sunday, everyone is sleeping; when he is doing his job, everyone on the bus is praying my name over and over again.

a kind priest and a road rage dangerious bus driver died at the same time. the bus driver went to heaven and the priest went to hell. so the preist is very confused and upset. so he asked god why he was sent to hell and the bus driver was sent to heaven.

god replied : when u are doing ur job every sunday, everyone is sleeping; when he is doing his job, everyone on the bus is praying my name over and over again.

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If you try to fail and you succeed, which have you done?

If you try to fail and you succeed, which have you done?

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>While visiting England , Portia Simspon Miller is invited
>over to tea with the Queen. She asks her what her leadership
>philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent
>people.
>
>
>
>She asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
>"I do so by asking them the right questions,"
>says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
>
>She phones Tony Blair, puts him on speakerphone,
>and says, "Mr.Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother
>has a child, and
>your father has a child, and this child is not
>your brother or sister.
>Who is it?"
>
>Tony Blair responds ,"It is I, your Highness."
>"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, Prime Minister,"
>says the Queen.
>She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mrs. Simpson Miller?
>
>"Yes, Your Highnesss! Thanks a lot. I'll
>definitely be using that!"
>
>Upon returning to Jamaica , she decides she'd better
>put the Minister of National Security and Justice to the test. She
>summons Mr.Peter Phillips to Jamaica House and says, "Peter Phillips I
>wonder if you can answer a question for me?"
>
>Why, of course, maam . What's on your mind?"
>Let me see now....uhh, your mother has a child,
>and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your
>sister. Who is it?"
>
>Peter Phillips hems and haws and finally asks,
>"Can I think about it and get back to you?"
>
>Portia. agrees, and Peter Phillips leaves. Phillips immediately calls a
>meeting of other senior ministry officials and high ranking officers in
>the Police Force. They puzzle over the question for several hours but
>nobody can come
>up with an answer.
>
>Finally, in desperation, Peter Phillips calls Renato Adams and explains
>his problem....
>
>"Renato.... put down yu M-16 fi just one second.....your mother has a
>child, and your father has a child, and this
>child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
>
>Renato adjusts his bullet-proof vest and answers
>immediately, "It's me, of course, you fool."
>
>Much relieved, Peter Phillips rushes back to Jamaica
>House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it
>is! Renato Adams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Portia replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, it's
>Tony Blair!"

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>While visiting England , Portia Simspon Miller is invited
>over to tea with the Queen. She asks her what her leadership
>philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent
>people.
>
>
>
>She asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
>"I do so by asking them the right questions,"
>says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
>
>She phones Tony Blair, puts him on speakerphone,
>and says, "Mr.Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother
>has a child, and
>your father has a child, and this child is not
>your brother or sister.
>Who is it?"
>
>Tony Blair responds ,"It is I, your Highness."
>"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, Prime Minister,"
>says the Queen.
>She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mrs. Simpson Miller?
>
>"Yes, Your Highnesss! Thanks a lot. I'll
>definitely be using that!"
>
>Upon returning to Jamaica , she decides she'd better
>put the Minister of National Security and Justice to the test. She
>summons Mr.Peter Phillips to Jamaica House and says, "Peter Phillips I
>wonder if you can answer a question for me?"
>
>Why, of course, maam . What's on your mind?"
>Let me see now....uhh, your mother has a child,
>and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your
>sister. Who is it?"
>
>Peter Phillips hems and haws and finally asks,
>"Can I think about it and get back to you?"
>
>Portia. agrees, and Peter Phillips leaves. Phillips immediately calls a
>meeting of other senior ministry officials and high ranking officers in
>the Police Force. They puzzle over the question for several hours but
>nobody can come
>up with an answer.
>
>Finally, in desperation, Peter Phillips calls Renato Adams and explains
>his problem....
>
>"Renato.... put down yu M-16 fi just one second.....your mother has a
>child, and your father has a child, and this
>child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
>
>Renato adjusts his bullet-proof vest and answers
>immediately, "It's me, of course, you fool."
>
>Much relieved, Peter Phillips rushes back to Jamaica
>House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it
>is! Renato Adams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Portia replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, it's
>Tony Blair!"

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virgins unite hahahaha this always makes me laugh hahaha.. see

virgins unite hahahaha this always makes me laugh hahaha.. see

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if u try to fail and succeed u succeeed because u had a goal to fail so if u fail that would be a success oh im smart man yall r crazy i like these jokes cool

if u try to fail and succeed u succeeed because u had a goal to fail so if u fail that would be a success oh im smart man yall r crazy i like these jokes cool

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LIVING ON EARTH IS EXPENSIVE,BUT IT DOES INCLUE THE FREE TRIP AROUND THE SUN.

LIVING ON EARTH IS EXPENSIVE,BUT IT DOES INCLUE THE FREE TRIP AROUND THE SUN.

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