About Me

I want something good to die for to make it beautiful to live..

Interests

- Natalie Portman & Scarlett Johansson :O~
- Subir o Kilimanjara ao pe-coxinho.
- Andar sempre a rasgar, sempre a bombear, com o ninuh_gti!
- Chatear o Pateta do 47.
- Chatear o Miguel(is).
- Chatear o Mundo.
- Assistir ao Sporting a ganhar a Liga dos Campeoes.
- Escutar o Miguel(is) a dizer: 'Shotgun no lugar do meio!!'.
- Encontrar uma piramide no Egipto maior que a de Gize e viver o resto da minha vida a sombra da videira(bananeira?).
- Esperar que essa sombra tenha bue meninas fixes, afins de um 'chat'.
- Ser acordado pelo Bezerra! hmm okay fui utopico.
- Hmm.. Ja agora chegar a horas aos meus 'mega-dates'.. pff lol
- Ficar eternamente na Piazza di San Marco (Venezia).. a levar com pombas.
- Conhecer alguem mais desastrado que eu. Sim Sofia, tens potencial!
- Comprar o primeiro album de FLXT.. err SOGOIK!
- Ter as primeiras boxers autografadas plo Flutigas, com uma especial dedicatoria: "man, acho q isto nao e da constipacao!"
- Ser o realizador de um grande sucesso de bilheteiras inspirado no grande "Danny, The movies!"
- Ter os meus pes bem assentes na terra. LOL!
- Passar uma semana em retiro espiritual no Gerês, na companhia do Rodolfo mais bota apropriada para um caminhante exigente.

Favorite Music

Pink Floyd, The Police, Aerosmith, Rage Against The Machine, Creed, The Cure, Green Day, Blink182, Lemon Jelly, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Catch22, Pearl Jam, Glenn Miller, John Lee Hooker, Sublime, Linkin Park, Incubus, Radiohead, Franz Ferdinand, Funeral For a Friend, LostProphets, Queens Of The Stone Age, Gorillaz, Jamiroquai, Blasted Mechanism,The Used, Gotan Project, Portishead, Zero7, Underoath, Matisyahu, Emir Kusturica & The No Smokin' Orchestra, K-os, Miles Davis, Fat Freddy's Drop, Taking Back Sunday, Finch, A Perfect Circle, Hoobastank, Amsterdam Klezmer Band, Alter Bridge, Jazzelicious, Koop, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Dispatch, Goran Bregovic, The Cat Empire, Xavier Rudd, Sam The Kid, Muse, Ben Harper, The Killers, Thievery Corporation.. SOGOIK, Chouranza(;p)

Favorite Movies

Requiem for a Dream, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Shawshank Redemption, Butterfly Effect, Crna macka beli macor (Black Cat White Cat), Secret Window, Garden State, Lost In Translation, Saw, Green Mile, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Finding Neverland, Elephant, Catch me if you can, A Walk To Remember, Big Fish, Mystic River, Pulp Fiction, 12 Monkeys, The Machinist, Meet Joe Black, The Pianist, Reservoir Dogs, Babel, Lord of War, The Hours, Good bye Lenin!, Forrest Gump, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, PI, Lucky Number Slevin, The Departed, Léon, Match Point, Cidade de Deus, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas..

Favorite TV Shows

LOST, Six Feet Under, Monty Python, Californication, COPS!

Favorite Quote

- What happens on the mile, stays on the mile
- Against my will i stand beside my own reflection
- Everything happens for a reason
- The Gods must be Krezley
- Fuodasse, ate a barraca abana o c*ralho!
- Miguelis!
- HEARTNESS OF DARKNESS!
- GRANDÁSCÁFIA!

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Chuck Norris, o 'gigante' do Texas.. : Sep 21, 2006

Escuso de fazer apresentacoes acerca deste grandioso icon da nossa sociedade. Deixo-vos (aos corajosos que decidiram ler isso) com alguns pensamentos profundos sobre este magnifico gladiador do cinema.

- Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

- Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

- Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

- Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

- Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

- Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

- When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

- Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

- Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.

- Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

- Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

- Chuck Norris divides by zero.

- Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

- When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

- Chuck Norris' wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ass."

- Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

- Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.

- Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

- Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

- When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

- Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

- There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

- When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.

- Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face.

- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

- When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

- The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.

- Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.

Bem, assim em jeito de despedida, para todos os persistentes, e para finalizar em grande, tipo mesmo ouro sobre azul, tipo Pele e Eusebio a dar toques, tipo ganhar o euromilhoes, tipo.. Cafe com Steven Seagel e Chuck Norris, tipo eu cortar a cabeca....

..A ultima palavra deste jornal e Chuck Norris. Ele e o fim de todas as coisas!

Chuck Norris