First of all I want to give a big hug to all those girls on hi5 who ignored my hello msgs I sent them, you girls are the best!!! love you chicks!!! always playing hard to get lol ahhhhh life is beautiful lol ---------------------------------------- I serve and protect my friends and family...my black belt in taek won do comes in handy but the main factor is loyalty. ------------------------------------------------------------- A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home... ------------------------------------------------------------- expanding on my fav books section... I would like to say I dont believe in anarchy or anything like that....I just think these two books can teach us alot like...Peter Pan...think happy thoughts...(to fly) and you are always young if you are young at heart...(frank sinatra) I despise greedy corporate fatcats who only think of their own material wealth and have no consideration for any concept of morality whatsoever.. ------------------------------------------------------------- I'd like to give out...a shout out...and big up my hommies, my brothers in arms, my buddies, Sponge Bob!!! Ali G and his Julie, Shaggy!!!, 2pac, and your sister(s) and female cousins...hey wot up ;-) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Alphabetic skills : B -------------------------------------------------------------- Bastard skills : D -------------------------------------------------------------- Courage: B -------------------------------------------------------------- Dumbness: AAA -------------------------------------------------------------- Eloquence : what is eloquence? -------------------------------------------------------------- Foreigness: A -------------------------------------------------------------- Gstringremovalskills: Classified. -------------------------------------------------------------- Hockey Skillz: that thrillz -------------------------------------------------------------- Internationalness: B -------------------------------------------------------------- Jackass: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -----------------------------------------------------------
KKK: er no! -------------------------------------------------------------- Loser: Yes -------------------------------------------------------------- Money: No -------------------------------------------------------------- Nincampoop: Yes -------------------------------------------------------------- Olfactory gland: Yes -------------------------------------------------------------- Power: F -------------------------------------------------------------- Qness: F --------- 1949 ----------------------------------------------------- Roars?: AAA Like a tiger! -------------------------------------------------------------- Stupid: A -------------------------------------------------------------- Tall: B -------------------------------------------------------------- Underachiever: A -------------------------------------------------------------- Vegetarian: No -------------------------------------------------------------- Wobbly knees: no -------------------------------------------------------------- X-ray vision: no :( -------------------------------------------------------------- Yoddling skills: F -------------------------------------------------------------- Zebra identifying skills: F ------------------------------------------------------------- No I am not married...this site couldnt just allow me to leave that section blank grrrrrrrrrr....PS like you actually care about my status, there is so much selfishness in this world...grrrr ------------------------------------------------------------- Well, sometimes you see women in a cat fight over a man eh? well I am the man who caused the world wars of cat fights lolololol ...
------------------------------------------------------------ The voices in my head tell me my smile can even bring puppies back to life ------------------------------------------------------------- Waiting for hi5 to reward me with like man of the centry award lol :) ok well atleast for like the most entertaining hi5 profile...(if you are not amused by this profile you have like no sense of humour...or you are probably retarted in some way...or just cold or heartless or or or ...no mainly you have serious characteristical flaws lol) ------------------------------------------------------------- About me? hmmm like you would actually read what people write on hi5...ok ok ok so if he/she writes a few lines you MAY read it but basically what most of you people do is judge people by their picture!!!! Please ppl when will you ever learn... -------------------------------------------------------------
2 letters that best describe me? Q T :) ololololo -------------------------------------------------------------
If you think I am "crazy" my imaginary friends thinks the same about you! :P ---------------------------------------- evil queens on hi5...what goes around....comes around...
Interests
Favorite Movies
Same as above...and above the above.
Favorite TV Shows
Same as above...
Favorite Books
"The Next Anti Christ Will Be A Woman" by Vladimir Malakovich...I love so many books...and stories...two classics are Peter Pan and Robin Hood...I like the concept or philosophy of never growing up...and stealing from the rich to give the poor...
Favorite Quote
"A smile is the curve that sets everything straight." - Phyllis Diller
Maria whatshername has 200 something testimonials! Come on ppl work with me here! I will credit your bank accounts half a cent for every testimonial you submit! Oh...for the sake of fairness will you kind people out there PLEASE leave me just 1 considerate but honest testimonial and I will do the same...
PS TESTI(like tesites) (plural of testicles)
PSS Moan (like during coitus)
PSS ial (like y'all) (american i know...i dont personally ever say "ya'll" its a capital sin)
hey my favorito italiano- canadiense! finally I decided to write you a testimonial just to say I'm still thinking about your lovely tie .. lol!! and u know what ..I want my letter ready for next summer --> remember it??!! llooll !! what a good reason to go, isn't it? !!! =) and then maybe you're gonna trust me!!! lol.. so sweetie,I just want u 2 know that I luv to talk 2u, n what about your dance skills!!! sooo buenoooo... i'm so happy to have you as a friend .... take care! bjs******* Patty
here's one from me to you... lool my first testimonial to you silly... luv ya so much.... miss our talkz in my back seat... ah oopss in my car... he he great and juicy kiss in the cheackzzz
Michael,my love What can I say about u...... well you are the sweetest guy alive, you r always there for me and you're gorgeous, what else can I ask from a friend?? I love u stud! u can always count on me. Loooooooooooooooooove u. Maddie
heya you gorgeous canadian you how are you?????? went can i see u again.. i miss u, so get your ass here cause i want my big hug :) u take care mate and ve la se dizes alguma coisa que aqui a gaja ja tem saudades,,bjos grandes and a big hug
Yo ...... if u trust anyone trust me I've known this guy since he's been born..... no one can be trusted more, liked more, he's the shit..... can't get any more real then this guy... peace out miguel .... Your friend Marco
Hiya Mike, what an awesome profile....told you your witty huh?!? i think your's is the most interesting, and most intriguing profile i have ever read...its really cool, and peter pan, and robin hood rulz, they are cool books. cool pics..i take it you like the room you have 3 of the pictures in.. well, G2g, cya, Love Laura (misslove_5@hotmail.com''')
Hey Mike... one of my best canadians friends, he's a good friend, and like me, he loves soccer a lot, yes like u said, it's being a while, you get lost, sure now we gonna play soccer like the old times, and look for some chiks, like old times also jajaja, get a good one this time please... , hey I have to meet your europeans friends eh, have to show me... well man see u around, Ronaldo o melhor ponta de lanca ao mundo e benficca essa una granda mierda mais porto vamo ser campeos
hey! só keria perguntar cm conheceste o pedro teixeira, e se me kiseres adicionar: tima_portugal@hotmal.com. fika bem e boa sorte c as gajas já pecebi ixo...
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