ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex. She wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive < /SPAN> dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: Guy is shot dead. No third date!!!
IRANIAN WOMEN: First Date: You will have to spend all your money to impress her Second Date: You will take a loan to keep the image Third Date: Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier
So no one ever told you life was going to be this way? Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA It's like your always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall I'll be ther for you, cause I've been there before I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too Your in bed by ten, you work again at a eight You burned your breakfast so far, things are going great Your mother warned you there be days like these What she didn't tell you is when you are down on your knees I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall I'll be ther for you, cause I've been there before I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too
Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise u don't know 'how good u are, but I know How Special U R.
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